"Scotch-tasting by precocious elementary school students at a C+C Music Factory concert chaperoned by Sen. Joseph McCarthy and Prof. Pierson from the radio adaptation of H.G. Wells' 'War of the Worlds'" simulator by morland

This page randomly generates the commentary one might overhear at a group tasting of scotch whiskey by very knowledgable elementary school students while attending a reunion concert of C+C Music Factory under the supervision of Senator Joseph McCarthy and the ficticious Professor Richard Pierson from the Orson Wells radio performance of "War of the Worlds", based on a transcript of a tasting by adults, samples of children's writing, the lyrics to "Things That Make You Go Hmm", the quoted text of a speech given by McCarthy in 1950, and Wells' Mercury Theatre script from 1938 (I likely have permission to use none of these sources). Refresh your browser to generate new nonsense. Best interpreted on a non-sequitur level.