"Scotch-tasting by precocious elementary school students at a C+C Music Factory concert" simulator by morland

This page randomly generates the commentary one might overhear at a group tasting of scotch whiskey by very knowledgable elementary school students while attending a reunion concert of C+C Music Factory, based on a transcript of a tasting by adults, samples of children's writing, and the lyrics to "Things That Make You Go Hmm" (I likely have permission to use none). Refresh your browser to generate new nonsense. Best interpreted on a non-sequitur level.