"Scotch-tasting by precocious elementary school students at a C+C Music Factory concert chaperoned by Sen. Joseph McCarthy" simulator by morland

This page randomly generates the commentary one might overhear at a group tasting of scotch whiskey by very knowledgable elementary school students while attending a reunion concert of C+C Music Factory under the supervision of Senator Joseph McCarthy, based on a transcript of a tasting by adults, samples of children's writing, the lyrics to "Things That Make You Go Hmm" and the quoted text of a speech given by McCarthy in 1950 (I likely have permission to use none of these sources). Refresh your browser to generate new nonsense. Best interpreted on a non-sequitur level.