I used to have something pretty pedantic here touting all sorts of far-fetched and fairly nonsensical accomplishments, sprinkled with some actual biographical details. Today I took a look at it and decided it was just silly (if you really must read it, it's here). So here's what I would want to know if I visited this site for the first time:

I grew up mostly in Los Angeles with a very productive detour to Denver, went to university in St. Louis, moved to New York for most of my twenties, and now reside in London. I worked in wireless technology at one fantastic startup after another and am now trying to figure out what's next by getting an MBA. It's a really expensive excercise - an online self-assessment quiz might have been faster. Say hello if you wish.