:: In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of the economically disadvantaged ::

Saturday, April 01, 2006

April is one of the four months of the year when I think that, aside from malnutrition, deleterious personal hygiene, emotional instability, crippling poverty, physical vulnerability, police harassment, lowered self-esteem, threat of random violence, and the resultant life-or-death fending for sustenance, safety, and sanity on a daily basis, being homeless might not be so bad. I mean, how can you complain when it's like 71 degrees outside? Being an illegal immigrant seems pretty cushy too.

Posted by morland @ 11:20 AM

:: Comments ::

Imagine how much you'd save on rent. New York City would be almost affordable. You could get a membership to a YMCA so you could shower a few days a week, and your office is probably air conditioned/heated. I think you should be fine. Good luck.

Posted by: a superhero by night on April 2, 2006 07:28 PM

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