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:: Crass Onion ::
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
The Onion has redesigned (you heard it here last) and with it opened access to all its archives from 1996 onward, meaning some of my favorite "Point Counterpoint" columns are ripe to be read once again. They include, in no particular order:
There was also one debating humidity written by a humidifier and a de-humidifier, but I can't seem to locate it.
Others?
Posted by morland @ 11:39 AM
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I am so starving vs. I am so starving
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34165
We gave Rex to a nice farm family vs. They had me put to sleep at the vet
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34174
U.S. out of my uterus vs. We must deploy troops to Jessica Linden's uterus immediately
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34180
Posted by: kat on August 31, 2005 03:39 PM
I was totally going to suggest the uterus one. Now I have nothing.
Posted by: Alex on August 31, 2005 04:27 PM
Was that guy Evan Somethingberg from our freshman floor the author of either (both) of the arguments about Reservoir Dogs?
THANK YOU.
Posted by: Nate on August 31, 2005 04:30 PM
For some reason the archives are down, but I like the
I carried you in your time of need, my son vs. Bullshit, Jesus, those were my footsteps
Posted by: a superhero by night on August 31, 2005 11:45 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34168
there it is.
Posted by: a superhero by night on September 1, 2005 12:23 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540
Posted by: a superhero by night on September 1, 2005 12:28 AM
european men are so much more romantic than american men vs. american women studying in europe are unbelievably easy
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198
Sexual Harassment in the workplace must stop
vs. I love the way your tits bounce when you type
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171
Posted by: Nate on September 1, 2005 01:11 PM
Rolling Stones, greatest band of all time, THANK YOU!
Posted by: Alex on September 1, 2005 04:52 PM
Don't Feel Sad, I'm In Heaven Now, Singing With The Pretty Angels
By JonBenet Ramsey
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33832
Posted by: dr. glasses on January 23, 2006 11:57 AM
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