:: Titles of Prospective Keynote Addresses for the Annual "National Convention of American Monosodium Glutamate Producers" ::

Thursday, May 26, 2005

• We've Got a Headache: Public Distrust of MSG Since 1990
• Poor Taste: Media Smear Campaigns Go Sour
• More Is Less: When Food Additives Become Subtractitives

If we can get enough of these, I'll submit it to McSweeney's.

Posted by morland @ 04:51 PM

:: Comments ::

Sorry if these suck (after reading them, they do suck):

When Salt Just Isn't Salty Enough: Modern Solutions to the Age Old Problem of Shitty Food

MSG: Why isn't it just "MG" or MonoSodium Glutemate"?

Persons Allergic to MSG: Resussitation and Future Customer Retention Techniques

Case Study - MSG on MSG: An New Cooking Show on the Television Network of Your New York Knicks

Keeping It Up: MSG as the Viagara of Food Additives (yeah, I don't even know what this one means)

Posted by: a superhero by night on May 27, 2005 11:50 AM

My hat's off to you, MSG.
Comeback, baby! The MSG story.
Whoop there it is: MSG & Asian Hip Hop Culture
MSGMO-The new Wave of genetically modified MSG
'MSG Free' - Marketing MSG within the Organic Food sector
The MSG Blues - Special Musical Guest, Elton John

Posted by: Al on May 27, 2005 01:52 PM

*the MeSsaGe - a word without vowels, a life without bowels.

*MySoGyny plagues man - minerals hating humans.

*My Salty Grundle embrace = your toungue + my toungue + MSG.

enouGh iS enough Mike

Posted by: ordu on May 27, 2005 03:36 PM

Mike:

I am dissapointed in your descision to link to the article entitled "Creationism: God's gift to the ignorant".

When will you see, as I have come to see, that it is simply better to know the Rock of Ages than it is to know the ages of rocks?

Posted by: Bhentonian on May 31, 2005 03:26 PM

The same day I come to see that I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me.

Posted by: morland on May 31, 2005 06:08 PM

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