:: Be amen-ist to society ::

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The National Day of Prayer (tomorrow) website has a handy page listing prominent public officials for whom you should clasp your hands, genuflect, and plead to the heavens roughly thus:

Dear father, who art in heaven and art truly the awesomest and knowingest, who art the kind of "cool" god that doth buy a sixer of Natty for His children when they art underage, who broke up the Red Sea and reunited The Pixes, today I pray in most earnest fashion for the health, well-being, and continued sexual vigor of U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Mike Johanns.

They have left the slots for state and local officials blank. This is ostensibly so that you may, for ecclesiastic extra-credit, research that yourself (warning: unlike the authorities endorsed and listed by NDP.org, they may be liberals!), but I'd like to think that, much as in Brewster's Millions*, it's a vote for "none of the above", or at least a bunch or underscores.

*Discovered while searching for this link: Brewster's Millions has been remade at least five times, once with a woman playing the titular character ("Miss Brewster's Millions").

Posted by morland @ 04:00 PM

:: Comments ::

It was also Children's Day in Korea, No Pants Day in Texas, Cinco de Mayo in Mexico, and my birthday all over the world.

Posted by: choistein on May 8, 2005 11:55 AM

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