:: The cider donut rules ::

Monday, October 25, 2004

Let's talk about Honey Crisp apples. Let's talk about eating them raw, drinking their cider, and mixing chunks thereof into pancakes. Then let's assume that, in the course of two days, one could not feed on an uninterrupted stream of apple goodness, and had to break the gluttonous, glorious monotony with some yard work, namely chopping down trees, building a giant fire-pit, and clearing wide swaths of pesky foliage with a newly-assembled weed-whacker. Further assume that - and I'm not implying anything by this - there were a lake adjacent to the property being worked on, with a seaworthy canoe just aching for human ballast. Since it would be bound to get dark and the work couldn't go on forever, throw in satellite television to watch the World Series, a Mean Girls / Shaolin Soccer double-billing, some pork tenderloin, and aromatherapy candles. Now assume I'm joking about the candles.

Then, purely for argument's sake, think of what would happen if you topped it off with a fresh apple cider donut.

It's purely a hypothetical scenario. I'm just throwing it out there as a potential topic of conversation, that's all.

Posted by morland @ 02:02 PM

:: Comments ::

sounds like a recipe for diarrhea to me.

Posted by: dr. glasses on October 25, 2004 04:21 PM

YOU sound like a recipe for diarrhea to me.

Posted by: choistein on October 25, 2004 09:35 PM

yeah, but you're asian.

asian DIARRHEA.

Posted by: dr. glasses on October 26, 2004 12:02 AM

I was there. I saw it with my own eyes. I felt it with my own lap.

(what?!)

Posted by: Aruss on October 26, 2004 04:48 PM

That was amusing. :) Although you really should warn people they're about to get into a multi-page story about excessive amounts of ham...

Posted by: drunkenbatman on October 26, 2004 06:21 PM

I think my readership, having demonstrated its sophistication in this entry's comment section, needs no such warning.

Posted by: morland on October 26, 2004 09:56 PM

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