:: Solution to global warming by Morland and coworker ::

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

1. Extract DNA of wooly mammoths from fossils
2. Fuse wooly mammoth DNA with that of alligator
3. Make demeanor of new creature extremely susceptible to average global temperature: lower temperature = more docile
4. Incubate and release fast-breeding city bus-sized wooly alligators (like normal alligators, but huge, covered in fur, impervious to bullets and poisons, and with big, curly tusks) into wild
5. If average global temperature continues to rise, mankind gored en masse, otherwise, everything copasetic

QED

Posted by morland @ 11:52 AM

:: Comments ::

You know, this could be a self-controlling system if you bio-engineer woolly alligators to eat SUVs and anything powered by a diesel or HEMI engine.

Posted by: Pwylla on October 5, 2004 01:24 PM

I've got the best pair of diesels in St. Louis, and I'm not talking about by HEMI.

Posted by: on October 5, 2004 06:01 PM

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