:: Continued consequences of a Dry July ::

Friday, August 13, 2004

Bartender [slightly hesitant]: Can I get you anything?
Morland [equally hesitant]: Yeah... it's my friend's birthday. How about a couple shots of tequila?
B: Sure. Any preference?
M [<-- cheapskate]: No.
[Bartender fills two shot glasses with paint thinner. Morland and bartender exchange a few curious glances. Suddenly, a light-bulb appears over Morland's head.]
M: Hey! You bartend at [BAR NAME REDACTED]. [FIRST NAME REDACTED], right?
B: Yeah! I thought you looked familiar. How's it going, I haven't seen you around much.
M: Good, good. You?
B: Good. Well, stop by sometime, we miss you.
M [paying, reminded of why he abstained for a month]: Will do.

Posted by morland @ 11:36 AM

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