:: A proposal ::

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Hi! I'm bored and it may or may not be raining outside.

Tomorrow, because it might or might not be raining, there are two events which I'm considering attending: a "take back the white house" benefit (coworker's band in the house - support a good cause) and a listening party (a block from my where I lay my head - two dollar Bklyn's).

Here's the deal: if anyone makes contact and expresses interest in accompanying me, I'll go to whichever they choose. Otherwise, I'll buy a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, one pound of frozen spinach, an onion, and a six-pack of Bud-light tallboys and consume them all pants-less on my bedroom floor (on the condition that I pre-heat the spinach and onion first). I'm not joking. I'll take pictures.

So right this moment you need to decide: does the opportunity for some delicious sadism outweigh the potential glee you might receive from a nice spring evening about the town?

My (refreshingly non-hipster despite all the name-dropping and hackneyed interests) door is open. Do say hello.

UPDATE: ok, obviously, it will be way, way funnier if I'm forced to stay in and pathetically document my loneliness, but help a brooder out.

Posted by morland @ 10:49 PM

:: Comments ::

Oh please please please please please please please please please (fuck, this word is not as easy to type as I thought it would be) please please please please please please please stay in. You asked for it. Now you must pay the price. And how come your stupid blog never recognizes me even though I comment all the fucking time?

Posted by: choistein on May 12, 2004 02:09 AM

Mike, two dollar brooklyns sound 'divine'. Unfortunately, My early morning routine precludes such activities at the moment.

Posted by: Alexis on May 12, 2004 04:43 PM

I'm glad Denver's favorite pasttime is finally going mainstream..except we drink "Banquet Beer"

Posted by: nate on May 12, 2004 05:55 PM

if i had a web cam, we could virtually hang out.

Posted by: dr. glasses on May 12, 2004 08:58 PM

wait...i'm opening red stripe #3 riiiiiiiiigggggggght now. you in your skivvies yet?

give me pictures.

Posted by: dr. glasses on May 12, 2004 10:50 PM

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