:: Better me than you ::

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

It's now been six years since anyone but yours truly has cut my hair. And it shows. Were I prone to cliche, I'd compile a list of home-spun folksy life-lessons ("snip"-pets?) extrapolated from the accumulated wisdom of these years:

• Sometimes the best course of action is inaction
• Subtle adjustments are more prudent than broad strokes
• Don't cut your hair and break-dance at the same time
• Break-dancing isn't a sport - it's a state of mind
• Arguably the best break-dancing movie ever made is Breakin, featuring Ice-T
• Ice-T's song "Cop Killer" ignited a firestorm of controversy over the boundaries of artistic expression, ultimately helping to expose the hypocritical standards that pass for "decency" in our modern times
• Keep your scissors sharp and clean

But I won't. Instead I'll point out that at the going Kerry-rate of $1k per haircut, I've saved almost $36,000.

Posted by morland @ 06:49 PM

:: Comments ::

wait...isn't that more than clinton's infamous grooming session? that's like, twice the amount i spend on shit to make my hair look messed up.

my president can't be prettier than me. i'm voting for bush.

Posted by: dr. glasses on April 28, 2004 10:27 PM

plus: home slice had botox, right? I mean what would it say about America if we put someone who had cosmetic surgery in a position of influence?

Posted by: morland on April 28, 2004 11:11 PM

Could you please go through the archives and count just how many posts you've had to date about your hair and the cutting of said hair?

Posted by: choistein on April 29, 2004 01:48 AM

dang.. looks like a lot.

Posted by: morland on April 29, 2004 02:28 PM

I fondly remember morland's haircutting techniques. The oft overlooked move is the "holy-shit-a-girl-is-coming-to-morlands-apartment" ultra-speedy cleanup. I've never seen anyone clean said haircut remnants so quickly. It really gave me hope, morland.

Posted by: The guy who lived in vail on May 1, 2004 08:26 AM

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