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:: Hand of the god that bit you ::
Monday, April 19, 2004
Diego Maradona has been hospitalized:
Argentina's Diego Maradona, one of the most gifted players in football history, remains in intensive care in a Buenos Aires clinic with heart and breathing problems but is stable and improving.
His doctors said in a statement on Monday that his "progress has been satisfactory until now" and that his arterial pressure was normalising. He was still breathing with the help of an artificial respirator.
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After a similar scare in early 2000 Maradona's entourage initially denied cocaine was involved but his cardiologist later told agonised fans to change their placards from "Hang in there Diego" to "Damned cocaine". I dressed up as this very man for Halloween last. If you anger me, and consume dump trucks of cocaine, I will garb myself in your clothes and you too will have cardio-respiratory problems. Although really, the hearts in the worst shape will be those of your fans.
Posted by morland @ 07:04 PM
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You should dress up as someone we all actually want to lose, like George W or perhaps any member of any boy band that has ever been.
Maybe you're the harbinger of bad luck. In which case I'm terribly sorry.
By the way, you weren't Johnny Cash or John Ritter for Halloween 2002, were you? If not, who were you?
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on April 19, 2004 10:01 PM
Morlandamus
Posted by: LW on April 20, 2004 04:24 PM
"cocaine is a helluva drug" -Rick James
Posted by: on April 20, 2004 05:39 PM
Morlandamus or perhaps "Nostramorland"?
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on April 20, 2004 10:43 PM
well, i was waiting to hear what you were for halloween two halloween's ago. it wasn't rhetorical.
Posted by: Josh M on April 21, 2004 11:57 PM
keep waiting
Posted by: morland on April 22, 2004 10:57 AM
fuck waiting, morland. i just want to know.
i'll just go out on a limb and say your went as a guy wearing a white tux and a top hat with a cane. oh wait. that was a different day.
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on April 24, 2004 01:45 AM
I'll paypal someone $5 if they send me a photo of what morland had on for halloween in 2002.
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on April 24, 2004 04:06 AM
morland. i know that no one else is reading this post and its' related comments so far down the list. i do konw that you probably get an email every time someone posts anywhere on your blog.
but why won't you tell me? i'm serious. we are friends so you could just tell me. is it embarrassing? because I have plenty of embarrasssing things, too, and I'm not worried if someone brings them up.
-josh
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on April 25, 2004 05:14 AM
I would tell you but I can't remember.
Posted by: morland on April 25, 2004 08:11 PM
a likely story. i want to know.
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on April 25, 2004 11:15 PM
I'm stil waiting. And crying.
Posted by: the guy who lived in vail on April 28, 2004 02:25 AM
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