:: DOJ job ::

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

John Ashcroft is trying to "wage war on pornography".

A recent study links frequent ejaculation to reduced risk of cancer.

You can see where I'm going with this: John Ashcroft is unequivocally pro-cancer.

And if you've tired of that other executive administration photo mosaic, it seems the AG need only look in the mirror to find his target (click image for larger, NSFW version).

Posted by morland @ 04:05 PM

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Dude, I totally just beat off to my own face!!! How awesome is it that I just combined a prostate cleansing, self-love, and, well--more self-love!!!!

Posted by: John Ashcroft on April 12, 2004 03:25 PM

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