:: Sphere of influence ::

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

I usually don't grant myself super-powers in my dreams (because, let's face it, reality's already an unfair fight with my honed sense of echolocation and superhuman stoicism) but last night I explored the wonders of telekinesis. I could only manipulate small objects at first, but as I grew more comfortable I started to juggle tables and cars. I seemed to have no problem with the number of objects I was controlling at any one time, only the size.

I dismissed it at first, but today I began to think: if I did indeed have that power, I would never need an umbrella.

Comedy sketch in the making!

Posted by morland @ 08:27 PM

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