:: Paranoid fortune cookie translations ::

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

"You are never selfish with your advice or help" = "You are nosy"

"You will inherit a gold mine in Africa" = "Your family may well have helped fund the reign of a genocidal dictator and/or apartheid"

These are actual fortunes I've received.

Posted by morland @ 09:49 PM

:: Comments ::

What about that one that read, "You will be wearing a green shirt on Thursday when you will receive shocking news"? That was great that one time.

Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on January 27, 2004 10:59 PM

"Im not Gay!!!" -- M. Orland to my dad.

Posted by: rob on January 28, 2004 11:21 AM

advise, when most needed, is most heeded

Posted by: caitlin on February 6, 2004 01:41 AM

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