:: Paranoid fortune cookie translations ::
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
"You are never selfish with your advice or help" = "You are nosy"
"You will inherit a gold mine in Africa" = "Your family may well have helped fund the reign of a genocidal dictator and/or apartheid"
These are actual fortunes I've received.
Posted by morland @ 09:49 PM
:: Comments ::
What about that one that read, "You will be wearing a green shirt on Thursday when you will receive shocking news"? That was great that one time.
Posted by: The guy who lives in vail on January 27, 2004 10:59 PM
"Im not Gay!!!" -- M. Orland to my dad.
Posted by: rob on January 28, 2004 11:21 AM
advise, when most needed, is most heeded
Posted by: caitlin on February 6, 2004 01:41 AM
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