:: How much is that cyborg in the window? ::

Saturday, January 17, 2004

The fuchsia one on the viewscreen - it would make a fitting birthday present for the little tyke at home. What's that you say? Fifty thousand ingots! Why that's more than I spent on my entire home flogging center, and I consider myself a masochist par excellence. Perchance would you consider reducing the price, or sending a manager over to negotiate? No?

Then we must barter.

I shall offer this rare collection of Stoic texts and this pamphlet advocating celibacy, entitled "Exhortations to Chastity". Not enough? I will include, one time only, this commemorative plate adorned with an artist's depiction of Bob Denver leading his conquering forces into the fray at the battle of Des Moines. It has no equal, though I cannot guarantee that its value will appreciate over time.

Satisfied? Good. Genuflect, and malax my feet.

Verily, this cyborg is mine.

Posted by morland @ 07:01 PM

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