:: It's officially "link barrage" day ::

Thursday, January 15, 2004

SFGate: Cheney warns of decades of war. This piece misses the big issue though: his visit blockaded traffic on LA freeways during rush hour, which is NOT ACCEPTABLE in situations short of apocalypse.

Insider traffic info courtesy of Morland Sr.

UPDATE: I just realized, not five hours later, that this is easily the worst entry I've ever added to this site. Even the harsh revealing light of retrospect fails to elucidate why I birthed this drivel and unleashed it upon the world. I apologize, will try to improve, and will keep this entry up as a public reminder of my shame.

Or maybe I just wrote it to show how fallible I was. Perhaps readers couldn't identify with the superhuman author they saw before them, and it was hurting sales. Maybe I had to permanently shelve my opus about an S&M-loving Scottish Christ-figure composed of Wisconsin cheddar, The Submissive Culture of McCheesus, to avoid creating something so perfect as to be offensive, ultimately jeopardizing my place in the literary canon alongside other, merely human, writers.

You be the judge.

Posted by morland @ 07:06 PM

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