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:: Where do all the pigeons die? ::
Thursday, January 08, 2004
One day, I will publish a collection of all my pithy observations. It will receive rave reviews from such titans of the reviewing industry as the Bismarck Tribune and Guns and Ammo. There will be no end to the lauding. Here's a taste to whet your witticism palate:
I must see close to a thousand pigeons per day, but I never see a pigeon carcass which indicates a natural death. They've all been struck by cars or slain by cats. Where is the mysterious pigeon graveyard? Are pigeons semi-immortal?
Literary gold.
Posted by morland @ 12:46 PM
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Untyoil recently I was tejh smae, mnever seen a dead pgeon, lately I have seen numerous (and not just flat ones on the road (have you ever seen one get run over, the sight is bad enough but the crunching sound is even worse). However, yesterday in the bridge in my garden there was dead pigeon, sat upright on the bridge rail but with it's head lolling downwards, and it is still there in the exact same position this morning. Weird huh? maybe pigeons die standing up and that is why you think you have never seen a dead one!! Also, I doubt, many pigeons die of natural causes especially in the city where there are so many predators
Posted by: Paul on September 23, 2005 04:30 AM
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