:: I didn't know her, but she started up a conversation point blank. ::

Saturday, January 03, 2004

She: I'm so tired of my friends. There's just so much shared history, it's so boring.
Me: Maybe you shouldn't adjust the people with whom you hang out, but vary the situations in which you hang out with them.
She: Like what?
Me: Go bungee jumping.
She: Yeah, but I'd crap my pants trying to bungee jump.
Me: It'd make for a good anecdote. You'd be less bored.

[pause]

She: No, but I'd crap my pants.

And she turned and left.

I wish I were making this up.

Posted by morland @ 04:27 AM

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