I can't get you guys out of my head. The crazy quick way you reflash phones has me head over heels. I know it's foolish to fall for a whole department instead of one person, but I've come to accept that it's the way I was made, so call me a fool.

I think Van Halen said it best:

How do I know when it's love
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How does it feel when it's love
It's just something you feel together
Oh oh oh oh
Oh when it's love
Oh oh oh oh
You can feel it yeah
Oh oh oh oh
Nothing's missing
Yeah
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Nothing's missing

-Van Halen, "When It's Love"
off their 1988 album, OU812

I know we can't be together. Besides having never met, there are myriad laws which prevent my marrying all the members of QIS collectively. Who knows, maybe some of you are already betrothed to another. That's fine, I knew this wouldn't be easy.

Since you can't requite my love, can you do me one small favor? Enclosed are two phones we purchased from Verizon Wireless. We need them to be developer-enabled. Grant me this one request, my love.

Yours in the eternal bonds of passion,

Morland