:: American Vitriol ::

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Now I'm back in the good ol' US of A, where we always abide by the letter of the Geneva Convention. On that note, I propose we file charges against 20th Century Fox and United Airlines for producing and airing From Justin to Kelly, on the basis that it constitutes an egregious crime against humanity.

Posted by morland @ 09:14 PM

:: Comments ::

nice to have you back. i hope you bought yourself one of those skirts with the ass painted on the back while you were there.

Posted by: josh on August 3, 2003 11:38 PM

welcome back. are your feet bound? are you wearing heavy kabuki style makeup all the time? are you ending baseball games in a tie? give me the scoop. i must know.

Posted by: jason on August 4, 2003 11:22 AM

Actually, I found out that whole 'game ending in a tie' thing is a fallacy.

Posted by: morland on August 4, 2003 01:49 PM

i'm writing the producers of MR. BASEBALL an angry letter.

Posted by: jason on August 4, 2003 04:55 PM

Sorry, Mike, but I've got to do this. Please don't delete it for at least 48 hours.

GA Res. 194 (III). Palestine - Progress Report of the United Nations Mediator

The General Assembly,

Having considered further the situation in Palestine,

1. Expresses its deep appreciation of the progress achieved through the good offices of the late United Nations Mediator in promoting a peaceful adjustment of the future situation of Palestine, for which cause he sacrificed his life; and
Extends its thanks to the Acting Mediator and his staff for their continued efforts and devotion to duty in Palestine;

2. Establishes a Conciliation Commission consisting of three States Members of the United Nations which shall have the following functions:
(a) To assume, in so far as it considers necessary in existing circumstances, the functions given to the United Nations Mediator on Palestine by resolution 186 (s-2) of the General Assembly of 14 May 1948;
(b) To carry out the specific functions and directives given to it by the present resolution and such additional functions and directives as may be given to it by the General Assembly or by the Security Council;
(c) To undertake, upon the request of the Security Council, any of the functions now assigned to the United Nations Mediator on Palestine or to the United Nations Truce Commission by resolutions of the Security Council; upon such request to the Conciliation Commission by the Security Council with respect to all the remaining functions of the United Nations Mediator on Palestine under Security Council resolutions, the office of the Mediator shall be terminated;

3. Decides that a Committee of the Assembly, consisting of China, France, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, the United Kingdom and the United States of America, shall present, before the end of the first part of the present session of the General Assembly, for the approval of the Assembly, a proposal concerning the names of the three States which will constitute the Conciliation Commission;

4. Requests the Commission to begin its functions at once, with a view to the establishment of contact between the parties themselves and the Commission at the earliest possible date;

etc.

Posted by: El Hombre De Tu Vida on August 12, 2003 05:01 PM

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