:: Slice of life ::

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

So we have another unfortunate case of accident-spurred ad hoc amputation. Do not confuse this with apotemnophilia (here and here - ignore the self-righteous abortion polemic with the second link).

I can sometimes feel the ghost pain of my vestigial tail. I long for the day when I may have it reattached, so I may once again swing through the treetops of the Amazon to my perch just beneath the canopy, arms confidently akimbo, my tail ensuring perfect balance. I will once again wait for the soy farmers, muttering my incantation over and over.

No, soy farmers,
No soy farmacia,
Ergo, I will not heal you,
Now go away.

Posted by morland @ 04:18 PM

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