:: Map Attack ::

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

The fucking cartographers are the ones running the show, because they can't stand the fact that the world is fully mapped out and no one needs them anymore, so they foster insurgency and plate tectonics, knowing full well the consequences of their actions, because they need to incite change, the lifeblood of their profession, as a prerequisite for creating and updating maps. New goddamn countries and expanded Hawaiian islands means more steady-handed man-hours for our nearsighted friends. Who do you think was responsible for the disaggregation of the former U.S.S.R.? Who would have the motive, time, foresight, and influence to hand over Macau? THEY WANTED TO DELETE THAT PESKY "(Portugal)" FROM THE MAPS! Think of the work that these two events alone created.

What's next? Will the Dutch Antilles become the Uruguayan Antilles?

Am I the only one who sees this? The insidious map-makers guild is pulling all the strings. Every one of them. If you think you brushed your teeth this morning of your own free will, you're a fool.

Posted by morland @ 11:33 PM

:: Comments ::

Michael, why are you so angry?

Posted by: Carmen Sandiego on May 15, 2003 02:31 PM

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