:: Sniffler ::

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

I don't regret my undergraduate career, but as this shows, I really could have tried a little harder to meld work with hobby.

This has additional meaning, as I'm unwell, and have been wheezing (and sniffling, coughing, aching, and complaining) for a few days now.

No, it's not SARS.

Posted by morland @ 03:51 PM

:: Comments ::

Just what in God's name does "Pursuing degree in Social Studies, International Relations track" have to do with Weezer? What an ass munch. Did you check out the charts? How is this research making the world better, or understanding international relations? I'm sorry, but the entire time he wrote this thing, we had, like, a major diplomatic meltdown in this world and he chose to dedicate his Harvard brain to Weezer. I have lost all hope for humanity. How does he get a Harvard diploma with this crap? Oh yeah, I forgot, he's a "nationally recognized high school debater"

Also, Orland, you should make sure you don't have

Measured temperature > 100.5°F (>38° C) AND

One or more clinical findings of respiratory illness (e.g. cough, shortness of breath, difficulty breathing, hypoxia, or radiographic findings of either pneumonia or acute respiratory distress syndrome) AND

Travel within 10 days of onset of symptoms to an area with documented or suspected community transmission of SARS (see list below; excludes areas with secondary cases limited to healthcare workers or direct household contacts)
OR
Close contact* within 10 days of onset of symptoms with either a person with a respiratory illness who traveled to a SARS area or a person known to be a suspect SARS case.

Posted by: Anna on April 2, 2003 05:18 PM

It is my almost-professional opinion that you are suffering the ravages of a rare but highly contagious equine strain of syphilis. I recommend that you push fluids, undergo twice-daily blood-letting, and cease any and all equine seductions.

Posted by: Josh on April 2, 2003 07:20 PM

That would be a slap in the face to my Houyhnhnm masters.

Posted by: morland on April 3, 2003 10:30 AM

Two Swift references in one week! This kid's on fire!

Posted by: Alex on April 3, 2003 10:52 AM

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