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Friday, March 28, 2003

Identity Theft Costs Banks $1 Billion a Year

I kind of like the whole concept of "identity theft". It's such a bombastic way to lump several transgressions into one buzzword, and lends itself to some weird extentions of analogy. I can just imagine the stand-up routine accompanying it: "What is the deal with identity theft? Why is identity so easy to steal, but so hard to lose? Do they really take it from you, or just copy it? Shouldn't it be called identity plagarism?".

It works best if you imagine that being said in a really nasal voice. Trust me.

Posted by morland @ 12:06 PM

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That's a good point, morland.

i'd like to see the title of each entry that you write on the main page. they're so good. it would add so much to you r site, my dude.

Posted by: the guy who lives in vail on March 28, 2003 08:06 PM

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