:: McLiplach ::

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

St. Patrick's day may have explained your actions, but it does not excuse them - you've made the counter. Besides, you were way too young to be that inebriated, let alone acting so lewdly in public.

Couples who have made out next to me on the subway:
Standing: 2
Sitting: 2
Cumulative total: 4

Posted by morland @ 12:26 PM

:: Comments ::

have you tried the online dating? then you might be one of those people. or at least you won't feel so bad about it, then.

Posted by: the guy who lives in vail on March 19, 2003 04:43 PM

and mike, when he says "online dating," he doesn't mean Alabamagirls.com or any other sites of its ilk.

Posted by: josh on March 19, 2003 04:52 PM

yes, i mean a website more along the lines of,

www.iwanttodatefarmanimalsbutdontwantanyonetofindout.com
www.imademistakes.com (aka Rob Susman's guide to dating)
www.forgottenpants.com(similar to the above one)

Posted by: the guy who lives in vail on March 19, 2003 06:13 PM

Number of couples who invited morland to join in making out: 1 (male/male)

Posted by: the guys across (down) the hall on March 20, 2003 11:27 AM

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