:: Dear Diary ::

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

Let's review what I did today:

- added ATT J2ME press release,
- pondered nature of acronyms
- became transfixed with 80's cult movie D.A.R.Y.L.,
- wondered whether adding a press release stating we were planning a J2ME/BREW app based on said movie would result in grounds for dismissal
- answered self-posed musing in the affirmative
- further pondered nature of cybernetic man-child coming-of-age story
- again contemplated issuing faux press release
- asked self, What Would D.A.R.Y.L. Do?
- briefly flirted with money-making bracelet parody scheme
- rejected scheme on grounds of being overly esoteric
- returned to WWDD quandary
- mentally reviewed plot of movie
- ascertained that D.A.R.Y.L. would probably refrain from such a potentially self-damaging strategic move
- realized precedent had just been set establishing a treacly, anachronistic genre film as a personal moral and tactical heuristic
- retired to bathroom to cry
- returned from bathroom, smoked a nice big bowl of hashish with the Albanian cleaning crew (a nice elderly couple)

Posted by morland @ 06:17 PM

:: Comments ::

That last part was a lie.

Posted by: nate on February 4, 2003 06:47 PM

Bizarre

Posted by: Al on February 5, 2003 04:41 AM

only the part about the hashish was fabricated. we really do have a husband and wife team from Albania who clean up every day, and I suspect they are octogenarians.

al: have you considered "Albania" as a possible nickname?

also: more info on D.A.R.Y.L. can be found at:

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088979

Posted by: morland on February 5, 2003 10:37 AM

We've got to dance to save the community center! Come on y'all!

Posted by: O-zone on February 5, 2003 11:39 AM

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