:: Don't be that guy ::

Monday, January 27, 2003

I see this happen a lot, but since it's fresh in my mind from this weekend, I figure it's a good time to bring it up.

Here's a bit of advice: If you're that guy standing at a bar thinking about yelling "yes, everybody, I'm the drunk asshole... woo!" in an attempt to diffuse, via misguided alco-humor, the inevitable annoyance caused by your daft and obnoxious state, don't bother. See, we all picked up on the fact that you were the drunk asshole long before you thought it would be funny and glib to alert us via your slurred mea culpa. Just quietly apologize to the person on whom you spilled your drink, and go home.

Posted by morland @ 10:52 AM

:: Comments ::

what advice do you have to the paranoid, overly-emotional drunk/high person?

Posted by: Josh on January 27, 2003 01:52 PM

I'm...real, real sorry about that Mike...I was so wasted I don't even remember driving back to Boston.

Posted by: Disco Daddy on January 27, 2003 03:12 PM

josh: everyone at this bar knows who you are... and they don't like you.

matt: don't worry about it, I have plenty more fiberglass hula skirts.

Posted by: morland on January 27, 2003 06:08 PM

What happens when you go to see Final Destination, and you drop a condom? Should you then yell out, "I dropped a condom!!"? And following that, should you then inform the crowd that you've been imbibing the crack weed?

Posted by: Karen on January 28, 2003 03:07 AM

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