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Monday, December 23, 2002

I woke up this morning feeling like a baker's dozen Indonesian refugees were trying to smuggle themselves into the country via my sinuses. I arrived at work two hours late to find that half the office had contracted the plague as well. We all squarely blame Dorsia (venue for the holiday party), which had uppity wait staff and weak drinks. My productivity has fallen like... [funny simile].

[something poignant and/or amusing]

[pithy signoff]

Posted by morland @ 04:36 PM

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[witty comment pertaining to Indonesian politics]

[insult directed towards morland]

[non sequitur]

Posted by: Josh on December 23, 2002 05:15 PM

[amusing anecdote concerning run-in with underaged indonesian callgirl/teen reporter]

[disparaging remark about morland's nasal hygiene]

[moan of bliss and despair]

Posted by: Alexis on December 24, 2002 01:50 AM

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