:: "Cuticles" is a misnomer ::

Thursday, November 21, 2002

I don't really have a high metabolism, but for whatever reason, my fingernails grow close to an inch every day*. Clearly the worst (but necessary) side-effect of the current heightened airport security is that I am stripped of any means by which I could potentially trim these keratin-based nusances. I feel like Lion-O from Thundercats.

Ironically, I think I could better threaten someone's safety with said sharp talons than with a nail-clipper.

*example of a hyperbole

Posted by morland @ 03:54 PM

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