:: Mmm... ribs. ::

Monday, August 19, 2002

You know that dream where they're trying to force you to bathe in barbeque sauce against your will, and part of you wants to succumb because it's so tasty, but then you realize that you probably shouldn't because you would get used to it, and subsequent barbeque bathings would be bland?

Don't give in! It turns out that the real reason they want to lather you with molasses and honey-spiced sauce is because they're marinating you. That stuff about getting jaded and used to the taste was just a thought-decoy to distract you from the fact that they're going to eat you.

Posted by morland @ 04:45 PM

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you have that dream too?

how about the one where you're on top of a pyramid and there are thousands of naked women below chanting and throwing little pickles at you?

Posted by: josh on August 19, 2002 05:25 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Val Kilmer.

Posted by: Morland on August 19, 2002 06:08 PM

i always thought marinating was fun..i.e. "what are you up to?" "-just marinating....someone."

so maybe in the dream you're another peripheral character who's gonna get "fleshed out" for real, huh?

Posted by: graham on August 28, 2002 02:58 PM

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